i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
did you know if you squeeze your thumb really hard you wont have a gag reflex?
I found this out on tumblr like a year ago and it’s been really helpful for taking medications and stuff.
sorry if it doesn’t work for you but I haven’t met anyone it didn’t work for.
yeah… that’s what i use it for….
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OH MY GOD IT WORKS I COULD GIVE A BLOWJOB OR LIKE TWENTY BLOWJOBS QUICK SOMEONE FIND ME A DICK
NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE
You were the one that I wanted to feel the earth rotate with.
I know my dad will never see this but…
Thank you for everything. You break your back for me and I love you. When I’m angry you let me yell at you, when I’m sad, all you do is give me your time and love.
I appreciate everything you do. My friends all want you for their dad, and I am so lucky and grateful that you are mine. I could have been anywhere in the whole entire world. Anyone could have adopted me, but it was you and mom who did. If that’s not a sign that a God exists, then I don’t know what is. Maybe not a God, but some higher being that looks over me. You taught me what is means to love someone with all you have, and for that, I thank you.
I’m grateful for you. You’re my best friend, and my guardian angel. I love you more than anything. Thanks for being awesome.